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The Borowitz Report

By Ilene
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Here are headlines/links to Andy Borowitz’s recent satirical articles finding humor in current events. Funny, though potentially offensive. (So don’t blame me for not warning you – Palin fans, Tiger Woods fans, BP execs.)  – Ilene 

The Borowitz Report 

BP Says It Has Successfully Controlled Flow of Information on Spill

Tiger: At Least I Didn’t F%*k The Entire Gulf Of Mexico
Golf Legend Seizes PR Opportunity

Bin Laden Says He’s ‘Professionally Envious’ Of BP
‘I’ve Got To Step Up My Game,’ Says Madman

Experts Propose Plugging Oil Leak With BP Executives
Submerging Execs Could Be ‘Win-Win

Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead Of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves As Morons
Key Constituency For Two Hopefuls

China To Stop Spying On Its People; Will Use Facebook Instead
Social Network To Replace Listening Devices, Spy Satellites

Greece Offers To Repay Loans With Giant Horse
Steed Wheeled Into Brussels At Night

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