Courtesy of williambanzai7
I was very saddened to learn that Gerry Rafferty passed away today at the age of 63. Gerry wrote the classic song "Stuck in the Middle" which will also be remembered as the sound track for the famous interrogation scene in Tarantino’s classic Reservoir Dogs. Gerry also wrote the classic tune "Baker Street" which was a rare popular tune featuring an up front saxophone riff.
I had occasion to communicate with Gerry a few years back on a parody/copyright matter. All I can say is he was a regular guy who was certainly not full of himself like many others in the music entertainment business.
What does this have to do with finance or economics? Here is a revised version of another song parody penned right around Lloyd Blankfein’s birthday TARP in September of 2008.
STUCK IN FRAUDCLOSURE WITH YOU
(To the melody of “Stuck in the Middle” by Gerry Rafferty and Stealer’s Wheel)
WilliamBanzai7
Well I don’t know how I got here tonight,
I got the feeling that something just ain’t right,
I’m so scared I can’t pay the adjusted rate,
And I’m wondering why I took the loan in such haste,
Bankstas to the right,
Here I am, Stuck in fraudclosure with you.
Yes I’m stuck in fraudclosure with you,
And I’m wondering what I think I should do,
It’s so hard to read the damn boilerplate,
Losing control, all they wanna do is collect a penalty rate,
Clowns to the left of me,
Bankstas to the right,
Here I am, stuck in fraudclosure with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you thought you could have lived debt free,
But my friends, they all got No Docs,
Bankstas slapped me on the back and said,
Please…..Please…….
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the street,
‘Cause I don’t think they’ll let me just live in peace
Clowns to the left of me,
Bankstas to the right,
Here I am, stuck in fraudclosure with you.
Well you started out with something,
Now all you got is negative equity,
But my friends, they all got refinanced,
Bankstas slapped me on the back and said,
Please…. Please…..
Well I don’t know how I got here tonight,
I got the feeling something just ain’t right,
I’m so scared of getting thrown out of my place,
And I wonder why they can’t just modify the rate,
Clowns to the left of me,
Bankstas to the right, here I am,
Stuck in fraudclosure with you,
Yes I’m stuck in a fraudclosure with you,
Here I am, stuck in a fraudclosure with you….
I am always happy to hear Gerry’s music which I suppose is the best tribute I can give the man.
Rest in Peace Gerry…
WB7